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Bad Science Poet

Bad Science Poet

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On September four, 2014, LWON welcomed a brand new occasional contributor, Bad Science Poet. (Motto: “It’s not the science that’s bad—it’s the poetry!”™) The preliminary submit (under) in addition to subsequent contributions survive on-line. To this present day, LWON hasn’t disavowed them.

MAYBE, MAYBE NOT

Is that uncertainty I see?

Its place recognized to solely me?

Is that uncertainty I hear?

Echoing (or not) from ear to ear?

Said Heisenberg, “Yes.”

Niels Bohr mentioned, “One guess.”

And Einstein?  “A mess, I fear.”

UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES

When Madame Curie

gained her Nobel

she wasn’t furry

eventhoughshe’dhandledenoughradiumtochoke Chernobyl.

A SCIENCE WRITER’S REMINDER TO SELF TO FACT-CHECK

We collect at present

to reward Isaac Newton,

the gravity man

who died together with his go well with on

(?)

SCHRÖDINGER’S KOAN

To be

or to not be,

that’s the query,

a sure cat

who hardly wants point out

was requested many times and once more

till he mentioned, “Chill, folks, it’s time to get zen.”

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