daSharez0ne’s Admin Explains Why They Endorsed Bernie Sanders
On the eve of the Iowa caucus, Bernie Sanders has secured yet one more essential endorsement, this time from daSharez0ne’s Admin.
Admin, after all, is the particular person or individuals who run daSharez0ne, one in every of bizarre Twitter’s finest accounts, a healthful skeleton who posts a lot of sick memes. Our very personal Rachel Pick described the account as “an aesthetic mash-up of what guys who own Harleys and stoned 14-year-olds think looks cool.”
When Motherboard requested Admin what Sanders did to win over their long-decomposed coronary heart, the skeleton was clear:
“#1 HE SAID HE WOULD LEGALIZE WEED IMMEDIATELY. AND WE NEED THAT BECUASE COP’S USE IT TO PUT MINORITY’S IN JAIL AND ALSO BECAUSE WEED ROCK’S AND ITS BETTER FOR YOU THEN DRINKING.
#2 TAX THE BILLIONAIR’S SO THEY GIVE US BACK THE MONEY THEY MADE FROM US. FUCK JEFF BENZOS”
Admin gave some ideas for a way Sanders might separate himself from the pack:
“HE NEED’S TO GET A CARDBOARD STAND UP OF A FEW POWERFUL GUY’S LIKE RAMBO AND THEN 1 OF GEORGE BUSH (OLD ENEMY) AND 1 OF A COP AND THEN KICK THEM ALL DOWN WITH AS MANY DIFFERENT NINJA STYLES AS POSSIBLE. TO SHOW HES POWERFUL .,” Admin mentioned.
Near the top of our dialog, Motherboard requested Admin whether or not they would look into deploying assets in help of Sanders:
“HE DOSENT NEED MEMES HE ACTUALLY DOES SHYT INSTEAD OF SITTING ON HIS ASS,, INSTEAD OF RETWETTING HE HANG’S OUT WITH CARDI B AND SHOOT’S HOOPS, SO HE FUCKEN ROCK’S, AND AS SOON AS HE GET’S ELECTED HES GOING TO LIGHT A HUGE JOINT AND BLOW THE SMOKE ONTO THE MICROPHONE. AND HE WILL SAY ‘WEED IS NOW LEGAL’ AND CONGRESS HAS TO DO IT BECAUSE ITS EXECUTIVE ORDER. ITS A SIMON SAYS THING I DONT KNOW THE DETAILS BUT IT SOUNDS LEGIT.”