Hey Madonna, the Coronavirus Doesn’t Care About Your Video – Neither Do We
- Madonna posted a laughable ‘ominous’ video calling coronavirus “the great equalizer.”
- The solely factor equal about Madonna and the remainder of the world is that we will all make horrible movies.
- Let’s hope that is her final fame-grab for some time.
Madonna simply received’t go away. The former “Queen of Pop” launched a naughty coronavirus video on Instagram yesterday.
The bare 61-year-old referred to as the virus “the great equalizer” from her fancy bathtub strewn with rose petals. The solely factor “equal” about us is that all of us have the capacity to create cringe-worthy content material.
Madonna Has Gone From Pop Queen to Second-Rate Influencer
No one can deny Madonna’s success as an artist. According to the Guinness World Records, she’s the finest promoting feminine artist of all-time. She’s confirmed herself time and time once more. I don’t know what she’s making an attempt to perform with this hack video.
As she sits in her costly bathtub with an eerie piano taking part in in the background, Madonna regurgitates data we’ve already heard earlier than. A Colombian journalist penned an article only a week earlier calling coronavirus “humanity’s great equalizer.”
That’s the factor about COVID-19. It doesn’t care how wealthy you’re. How well-known you’re. How humorous you’re. How sensible you’re. Where you reside. How previous you’re. What superb tales you may inform. It’s the nice equalizer.
The coronavirus can infect anybody? Yep, we all know. It doesn’t care how humorous you’re? Sure. It doesn’t care how previous you’re? Wait. I don’t know should you’ve heard, Madonna, however it doesn’t appear to deal with all ages equally.
Luckily for you Madonna, it doesn’t care how cringeworthy your movies are.
This Isn’t Madonna’s First Shameless Fame-Grab
Let’s return to 2003. Madonna continues to be releasing high albums, however now they’re staying on high for one week, versus 9 weeks like the Immaculate Collection in 1990.
New feminine pop sensations like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera have undeniably left her in the mud. So what’s Madonna do? Kiss them each on the mouth on dwell TV. Boom. Madonna’s again.
Is this one other shameless try by Madonna to sexualize no matter is trending at the second? Why are you bare in a bath? You’re 61, it’s not a promoting level. I can’t wait to see an 85-year-old Madonna strip-teasing the first sentient robotic.
That’s to not say she doesn’t look nice for her age. She does. She seems suspiciously youthful and puffier than years in the past. No judgement, do your factor. But she’s not Madonna, intercourse icon. It’s definitely not horny sufficient to beat this nauseating video.
We Are Absolutely Not in the Same Boat
Madonna ends her video by saying:
We’re all in the identical boat, and if the ship goes down, we’re all taking place collectively.
We respect every little thing you’ve finished, Madonna. You’re an all-time nice. But please, put your garments on and cease making an attempt to recapture the 90s. The very last thing we want proper now could be one other out of contact celeb.
If you actually need to be one in every of us, lose the rose petals, transfer right into a one-bedroom condominium, and begin freaking out since you don’t have entry to healthcare.
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This article was edited by Josiah Wilmoth.
Last modified: March 23, 2020 7:35 PM UTC